Three Mexican Jokes? You will like em?
1) What did George say when his house fell down on him after the earthquake? “Get off me homez!”
2) What did little Juanito say when his homework flew out the window? “Come back essay!”
3) A mexican, frenchman, and american are on a boat trip in the middle of the ocean. The boat starts to sink so they have to throw stuff out. The frenchman throws out a bag of onions and says “I have enough of these in my country”. The mexican throws out a bag of beans and says “I have enough of these in my country”. The american picks up the mexican and says “I have enough of these in my country!”.
Star if you like?
nice try number 3 is the funniest but i dont get number 2
no. they suck.
lol i really liked them especially the third !!
3 whahahahahhaha
what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan
what do you call a mexican whos car got stolen? carlos
lol I like number 2
A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold .. But the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:
“Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family…” Eyes
closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses a wheel of cheese. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of Cheddar cheese from the Black man’s grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the Mexican’s feet!!
Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you”, he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.
“But wouldn’t you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?” she inquires.”No, the husband says, “Jesus sent this to me with a message…as I ran home, I kept hearing a voice yelling…….
“THAT’S NACH-YO CHEESE”
racism…racism…racism…
btw i have heard them before too